Bill: Dad! It's almost Thanksgiving, where's our Turkey?!
Dad: Oh, son. I forgot, I better text your mum.
Bill: Oh, yeah! Cause she's at the store, right?!
Dad: Uh, yeah. I think so, hold on one second here.
Mum: Hey, boys! What are you up to?!
Dad: Oh, no, back already!
Mum: Yeah, I've got everything!
Dad: You sure that you didn't forget something?!
Mum: Oh, of course. I forgot the limited edition chocolate!
Dad: No! The turkey!
Mum: Oh, I remembered the turkey, you didn't have to text me.
Dad: Oh, phew.
Mum: But, you see.
Dad: What's wrong, mum?
Mum opens the bag
Mum: IT'S GONE!
Dad: WHAT?! TOMORROW'S THANKSGIVING, AND THE TURKEY WILL BE SOLD OUT!
Mum: Don't worry, it's in the house.
Mum: There it is!
Dad: It's a real-life turkey!
Mum: Not just any real turkey... A chocolate turkey!
A few hours later...
Dad: I'm still scared, are you sure it got away.
Mum: I'm sure, we'll just have to order one on Amazon Prime.
Dad: Bill, what's wrong.
Bill: I smelled it, it smelled SO nice. So I had to eat it.
Mum: Oh, son. >:(
Dad: At least it's gone.